Thursday, March 24, 2011

Drafting an Important Letter

I'm trying to decide which of these messages will be most effective. Feel free to weigh-in in the comments.

Dear Baby,
Your mother is tired of being huge. Please make your way to the exit.
Sincerely,
Krisann's body

Dear Daughter,
We are impatient to see your face and snuggle you all day long. Also, it's pretty nice out here. Join us, won't you?
-Mama

Attn: Tiny Person
This is your eviction notice. You no longer fit within the confines of the womb, and must now evacuate. A larger home has been provided for you, and is now ready to be inhabited.
-Management

4 comments:

  1. love it. and sent it on to another friend who is preggo and expecting any day now...due day is Sunday.

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  2. I wish you could meet our midwife in RDD. You would love her. I cant remember how many times she said "His day is already picked out. I don't care what you try, you can't rush it."
    That didn't help my desire change though. Haha! Come on little lady!

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